"Here lies to Original Soundtrack Recording for Edmund McMillen and Tyler Glaiel's epic new creation, THE END IS NIGH. Your trusted musical oafs, Matthias Bossi and Jon Evans (AKA Ridiculon) have punished and pulverized all your favorite classical hits. Indeed, they've ground them into dust, snorted them, and sneezed them out like the liquid magma pellets of red-hot musical fire that they are.

As per usual, those who pay a bit more into the kitty are entitled to an epic BONUS BONUS track. This time around, let your ears bathe in the vocal stylings of the one and only SIOBHAN MAGNUS, who lends her pipes to the swooning weeper "THE END IS NIGH." A certified James Bond style title screen cinematic whammy to the head and heart.

Pay a measly $6.66 for the OST, and you'll have this BONUS BONUS gem at your disposal. It's a seven hanky regret-fest for sure. Don't be the only kid in your zip code not rocking this anthem on your Walkman or Discman or portable DAT cassette recorder."

Matthias Bossi: Drums, Piano, Synths, Singing
Jon Evans: Bass, Guitar, Singing, Chicken, Scout

Recorded by Jon Evans at Brick Hill in Orleans, MA